Blue Mass Group

I hereby apologize to every reader of this blog. Here goes: (To the tune of "The Ship That Never Returned"/"Charley on the MTA") 1. Let me tell you the storyOf a man named RomneyOn a tragic and fateful dayHe put a dollar in his pocket,Brought his high-priced handlers,Went to ride on the M(B)TA. Romney handed in his dollarAt the Park Street StationAnd got off at Downtown Cross-aingWhen he got there the reporters told him,"One more quarter."Romney could not get off that train. Chorus:Did he ever return,No he never returnedYou know, it’s not his "regular commute" (oh no Romney)They don?t take Visa Platinumfor a 14-second ride,No, the guv?nor never returned. 2. Now all night longRomney rides through the tunnelsSaying, "What will become of me?How can I afford to seeMy wife in BelmontInstead of dealing with the cat lady?" Now his handlers go downTo the Park Street stationEvery day at quarter past twoAnd through the open windowThey hand Romney a canapeAs the train comes rumblin’ through.Chorus 3. As his train rolled onThrough Greater BostonRomney looked around and moaned,"Well, I’m not a T ridah –I?m goin? back to CarolinaWhere they made me feel right at home." Now you citizens of Boston,Don’t you think [...]