Don’t laugh at politicians, Jon Stewart; they’re our friendssssss!
Yeah, our problem is that young libs are ending up at Morgan Stanley because they’re too hip and detached to run for office. Right. And it’s Jon Stewart’s fault, because, like, he makes fun of politicians. And if Jon Stewart weren’t making fun of politicians, politicians would be a lot more honorable. And then youngsters might want to be one.
Thanks, Michael. Glad to have that cleared up.