Fred Thompson, who rented his pickup truck for his Senate campaign in 1994, will herewith be called Fred “Rented Pickup” Thompson. Because that pickup was red, rented, revealed, and returned.
Heck, I’m about as Yankee as it gets, but if it’s that easy, I’m headin’ down South to carpetbag me a Senate seat. Yeehah!
(Hey, did he rent the sub, too?)