(h/t Bob Sackamento)
“Unlike Senator Obama, I have no ethical standards. Even my critics would agree that once I get the nomination, I will stop at nothing–absolutely nothing–to win. Whereas, with Senator Obama, there are some things he simply will not do. Take, for example, the race card, which he has been reluctant to play. As in, ‘anyone who doesn’t vote for me, is a racist.’ I, on the other hand, will be happy to play the gender card and claim that anyone who doesn’t vote for me is a sexist. In fact, once Senator Obama is out of the picture, I look forward to playing the race card myself. As in, ‘anyone who doesn’t vote for me is both a sexist and a racist.’
Now for those of you who say, ‘she’ll never do that, it doesn’t even make sense!’ I answer, ‘if you believe that, you don’t know me.’ So there you have it: sore loser, racist supporters, no ethical standards, qualities Senator Obama simply can’t match.”
Tough break Hill. Comics are the only species more ruthless than politicians.