Weekly Joke Revue

Daniel Kurtzman:

“Judge Sotomayor said she seemed overwhelmed today, and she said it really won’t sink in until she hears Rush Limbaugh say he hopes she fails.” –Jay Leno

“Actually, the Republicans were a little disappointed. When they heard Obama said he might appoint a minority, they went, ‘Oh, great, a Republican!’” –Jay Leno

“There are some people who are saying that maybe Dick Cheney is setting himself up to actually run for president. You know, it makes sense. Republicans are looking for fresh blood, and Cheney just had some yesterday.” –Bill Maher

“The other day George Bush gave a speech at a graduating high school class. He told the kids it’s interesting the way life turns out, and now he finds himself walking the dog and picking up poop. Finally, something he can actually find. He couldn’t find Osama, he couldn’t find the weapons of mass destruction. If only we’d be attacked by dog s**t, we’d be OK. … Oh, poor George Bush, picking up after some unthinking creature’s mess. Well, now he knows how Obama feels.” –Bill Maher

Steven Colbert takes on the gathering storm:

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Portia de Rossi’s PSA after the flip:

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5 Comments . Leave a comment below.
  1. $quot;fight over marriage equality$quot;

    Story here:

    • Of course, they are anti-marriage

      Which no doubt explains their inability to spell it.

      If they were pro-marriage, they'd want more of it.

      Fabulous. Thanks.

  2. Limbaugh as the 800lb Gorilla

    Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger:

    I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party, but I think that's mean spirited to say that because I think he's down to 650 lbs., so I think one should be fair to him about this whole thing.


  3. Limbaugh DID say

    he hopes Sotomayor fails.

  4. The first bill maher quote was funny

    the second one was his normal crap.   You should have cut that one out so he could have had a 1-1 day.

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