Kevin “Greek God of Walks” Youkilis is neck and neck with Mark “Greek God of Selling Your Useless Soul to the Evil Empire” Teixeira; trailing by a scant few hundred votes in the latest polling:
Mark Teixeira Yankees 833,960
Kevin Youkilis Red Sox 832,751
Dustin “AL MVP” Pedrioa is also in a squeeker with Ian “WHO?” Kinsler. Ian Kinsler? Seriously, this guy really exists? Is this some Karl Rove revenge thing?
Ian Kinsler Rangers 1,173,494
Dustin Pedroia Red Sox 923,416
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