Apple iPhone 4 Antenna Song video after the flip.
France will pay back to Haiti the Independence Debt it and its Euro/US allies gathered together to force Haiti to pay. It took Haiti 122 years (1825 to 1947) to finish paying France and the endless debt and its continual modifications and recalculation impoverished Haiti for two centuries.
(The French government, in a classic Gallic sense of humor failure, has threatened legal action against the originators of this claim. — Bob)
Repeal Of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize
WASHINGTON-As Congress prepares to allow gay individuals to serve openly in the military, those against the proposed change voiced their concerns Monday, warning the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” could soon lead to strong, strapping American soldiers engaging in mind-blowing homosexual intercourse right on the battlefield.
Daniel Kurtzman’s compilation of the best jokes about Bristol and Levi:
“Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston announced they are engaged to be married. But here’s the interesting part. They’re not having sex until after they are married, that’s what they said. So let me get this straight: They had sex, she had a baby, now they’re engaged and celibate. Isn’t that backwards? It’s like they’re sexually dyslexic.” -Jay Leno
“This week Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston revealed exclusively to US Weekly that they are getting married. Sarah Palin allegedly is not happy about this because she feels they barely know each other and they are making a big commitment. You know, kind of like when John McCain picked her for vice president.” -Jay Leno
“Actually, Bristol said the one thing she missed most about Levi – his Johnston.” -Jay Leno
“It’s true, John McCain’s running mate, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, has revealed that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant. Palin said, ‘We should never have introduced her to John Edwards.’” -Conan O’Brien
“Apparently Bristol and Levi broke up. Bristol said she wants her baby raised free of ignorance and backwoods superstition. But you can’t stop Mom from visiting.” -Bill Maher
“Some sad news. Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s daughter, has broken up with babydaddy Levi Johnston. I was stunned when I heard. I mean, really, if two kids without a decent education and no jobs and a baby can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?” -Jay Leno
And on more general topics:
“BP is putting a new cap on the leaking oil well. It could capture up to 90 percent of the disgusting filth that’s spewing from there. And if it works, they’re going to try the same thing on Mel Gibson.” -Craig Ferguson
“Well, here’s some information about real estate. Rush Limbaugh had an apartment here in New York City. Sold it for $11.5 million. It has a very narrow view. … It overlooks the flaws of the Republican Party.” -David Letterman
“Rush Limbaugh had an apartment here in New York City. He sold the apartment for $11.5 million. That is $2.5 million for the apartment and $9 million for what they found in the medicine cabinet.” -David Letterman
“President Obama announced the appointment of a new White House budget director, which is pretty surprising. You know the White House has a budget director? What the hell has he been doing?” -Jay Leno
“Dick Cheney is recovering after minor surgery. Doctors implanted a new device called a ‘heart.’” -Craig Ferguson
“George Steinbrenner turned the New York Yankees from a $10 million franchise to a billion-dollar franchise. His secret was the $9 hot dog.” -David Letterman
“Apple has called a major press conference to discuss the iPhone 4. Well, they actually tried to call three days ago, but it finally went through just now.” -Jimmy Fallon