HELLOOOOO, SENATOR BROWN!!!
FURTHER UPDATE: Someone has helpfully set up a tumblr, entitled “Scott Brown’s Jubilee,” featuring secret photos of Scott Brown’s secret meetings with kings and queens. Check it out. 
UPDATE: Here’s the audio:
Today’s breaking news is that Super-Senator Scott Brown has apparently been conducting foreign policy all on his own since he’s been in office, meeting “each and every day” in “secret meetings” with “kings and queens.” I wonder what the State Department has to say about that.
We at BMG wondered what might be the content of some of these clandestine meetings with unnamed royalty. Perhaps…
Burger King, to discuss changes to FDA meat-processing regulations?
The King of Queens, to discuss tax credits for film and TV production?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, to discuss federal oversight of dog food production?
Did you hear about others of Scott Brown’s secret meetings? Drop them in the comments. Also, if you’re a twitterer, join in the #ScottosSecretMeetings hashtag game. Fun for the whole family!
Discuss
6 Comments . Leave a comment below.Why hasn’t Scott Brown held any public Town Hall meetings the whole time he’s been a Senator?
Too busy meeting with Kings, Queens, Prime ministers, and leaders of governments, business, and other planets and solar systems.
Maybe he does time travel, too. I hope someone asks about that at his next press conference. Or Town Hall. Whichever comes first.
I just burst out laughing when I read that …
Here’s the list of possible attendees to #ScottosSecretMeetings – perhaps Republican Scott Brown could peruse the guest list and confirm.
in that quote before you the kings and queens. “I work on issues all the time.”
To be fair, maybe he met with Queen Latifah, Rep. Steven King, and Prime Minister, the Christian rapper.
Maybe it’s time for Darrel Issa to investigate. Massachusetts junior senator is carrying out his own foreign policy.
Seriously, Warren needs to debate him everyday in every venue…he is so vain and thin skinned, he will show the public his every day arrogant, superficial and mean side of him. There is plenty of signs…from spewing the f-bomb in front of 400 teenagers because a couple in the crowd threw f-bombs at him and his family, to bragging about seeing “top secret” pics of Bin Laden (which were fake) to bragging about secret meetings with the most powerful people in the world.
I’ve said all along, the best way to beat Brown is to engage him in debates and let the real Brown come out (another truth about Scott is he’s lazy/stupid when it comes to policy stuff) Debate him every day!!!
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