FURTHER UPDATE: Someone has helpfully set up a tumblr, entitled “Scott Brown’s Jubilee,” featuring secret photos of Scott Brown’s secret meetings with kings and queens. Check it out.
UPDATE: Here’s the audio:
Today’s breaking news is that Super-Senator Scott Brown has apparently been conducting foreign policy all on his own since he’s been in office, meeting “each and every day” in “secret meetings” with “kings and queens.” I wonder what the State Department has to say about that.
We at BMG wondered what might be the content of some of these clandestine meetings with unnamed royalty. Perhaps…
Burger King, to discuss changes to FDA meat-processing regulations?
The King of Queens, to discuss tax credits for film and TV production?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, to discuss federal oversight of dog food production?
Did you hear about others of Scott Brown’s secret meetings? Drop them in the comments. Also, if you’re a twitterer, join in the #ScottosSecretMeetings hashtag game. Fun for the whole family!