Okay rogues. While Liz is working on spitting the facts out first and the volunteers are preparing to stand outside the debate holding signs the rogues must prepare for the mission.
What mission is that? Why the mission to get Scott pissed off so his angry yet shallow inner-self shines bright during the debate.
Now when this is done right it is a work of art. Done seamlessly and naturally. Organic even. It can also be spiritual. When done by the pros it can be breathtaking.
So work on those hand painted signs and shout outs for Scott to see and hear. The goal is to get under Scott’s skin. I’m sure there are some old time union guys who can work this. It would be fantastic if it can be done Chinese water torture style with a few drops hitting him throughout the day.
Marinate Scott so he explodes by the time the debate starts.
Anyway, suggestions are welcome but here are some ideas for signs and hollers.
Hey Scott. Stalk any Women Today?
Hey Scott, How Many Times Have You Thrown Your Mother Under the Bus?
Hey Scott, How Rich are You?
Hey Scott, Is Seven Hundred Thousand Dollars What You Charge to Throw Your Mother Under the Bus?
Hey Scott, How Much Did Sleazy Mortgage Companies Pay You to Ram Through Sub-Prime Loans?
Hey Scott, Do You Regret Managing Ayla’s Dying Singing Career? (spoken only and if conditions right – it’s a kill shot)
Hey Scott, Would You Like a Someone Saying They Would Like to Stalk Ayla?
Hey Scott, Your Fly is Open
Hey Scott, Ever Pay For an Abortion?
Scott Brown: Mother-Under-the-Bus-Thrower
Hey Scott, Are You Sure Your Grandmother Was a Whore?
Remember, we have to keep Eric distracted by hitting him with his own shit.
Think like Bill Belichick would if other team was coached by Eric “see you in hell” Ferhnstrom. Get the big stuff right, but prepare for small counter-attacks against this particular team by giving them taste of their own medicine. A medicine we suspect they are allergic to,