The Real Story of Menino’s Hospitalization

I was sworn to secrecy by my snitch at Brigham and Women’s because of its unprecedented sensitivity. Apologies to the Mayor and his family for what I’m about to do. I know they wanted to announce this themselves and in their own way.

And apologies to my snitch. This is just something my psyche won’t let me keep to myself. It’s a game changer. Besides you will not be found out.

Okay, here it is. Get ready.

Tom and Angela didn’t go to Italy for a vacation. And the reasons given for his hospital stay are for cover only.

Take a deep breath people. Here it is.

When we last saw him he was Tom Menino. When we see him next he will be Tina Menino.

That’s right! Sex change operation.

Italy was for the pre-op, and to check out the fashions.

Angela was heard saying, “Ahhh, what are ya gonna do? Once his mind is made up she doesn’t change it.”

Dot Joyce has been secretly bringing him in dresses and women’s underwear and stuff as he discovers more of his feminine side. There’s also some A-1 hair and make-up people working hard to help the mayor find the right look.

Right now according to my spy, the mayor has settled on look best described as a cross between Susan Boyle and Tootsie.

Mayor Tina Menino.

According to the political experts this move will only make him stronger next time around. He now picks up a greater portion of the women vote and Emily’s list will start pumping in some dough.

 



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  1. You're weird

    Ernie.

  2. The new lying douchebag - EB3!!!

    Now that Scott is gone, hopefully forever, do we really need to have a competition for the biggest lying doucebag to replace him. EB3 is heir apparent to the title.

    • I Don't Appreciate that Language Under My Posts Mike_Cotex

      We had this debate before. i really wish Bob, Charley, and David would do something about the grotesque images Mile_Cotex likes to keep raising.

      Also, you may call me a liar Mike, but what are you gonna call me when the Mayor’s man boobs become plain ole boobs?

      eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Thu 8 Nov 5:21 PM
      • Wow, the first time I heard...

        Cotex, I was in the 3rd grade. Ouch, you wit is so blinding, it is like looking directly into the Sun.

        Such a huge steaming pile of Troll Dung as usual.

        If this posting was meant as comedy, it failed. Next time, as a suggestion, why don’t you tell us how “God hates Fags” and be done with it, because you and Fred Phelps are just so NSYNC.

        • The word I was searching for was "Mysogyny".

          Upon further review. This entire post smells of Both Mysogyny and Homophobia and I suspect, all because your pathetic loser of an incombent Senator lost to a women. The horror, oh the shear horror you must be feeling after such a spanking in the election.

        • God Hates Fags?

          Really Mike, I’m so sick of your anti-social babble.
          I’m sorry the kids called you mike_cotex in third grade. It obviously had an effect. With your dirty habit of calling people a very disgusting other word for Kotex.

          My word man, we here at BMG are gentlemen through and through. There is no place for the like of you.

          Good day Sir!

          eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Thu 8 Nov 9:56 PM
          • No reply - EB3

            EB3 – I called you a mysogynist and a homophobe and all you can do is cry for you mommy because the mean bullies are picking on you.

            I swear, you are like an idiot who runs onto the field at baseball games and then cries because everyone is saying mean things about your stupidity.

            Wow, just because your pathetic looser of an incumbent senator lost, you think you get crash and burn this website with this drivel. (aka Comedy?????)

            Warren won – in your face looser.

            • Hey Mike, Why Do You Say I Supported Scott Brown?

              Kindly show me?

              I think perhaps you have me confused with someone else.
              My goodness, the hate shines off you well.

              How stupid are you Mike?
              Really?
              Do you have aspergers? Seriously. You miss social signals and other cues meant to clue you in on reality.

              But anyway please show me where I said I supported Brown.
              Then get your ass over to the Lindermann Center and get a script for what it is that ails you.

              eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Fri 9 Nov 5:01 PM
              • P.S. Mike, If you are a gay woman than....

                in your case I am a misogynist and homophobe.
                And not only that I’d hate women and gays too.

                eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Fri 9 Nov 5:04 PM
                • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha- So Funny, Wow the wit is just beyond words.

              • Brown 49%, Warren 47%

                Your prediction at 4:03PM last Friday. I inferred the rest. Do you need me to now create a link to a dictionary site so you can see what the verb “Inferred” means? Mr. Man?

                • That Was a Prediction, Not an Endorsement and...

                  not that it matters, you did not read the comment accompanying my prediction which indicated the tongue and cheek mature of my prediction.

                  But that doesn’t matter. Grab a dictionary and look up prediction and support.

                  Man are u a turkey.

                  eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Sat 10 Nov 10:46 AM
              • Hey EB3, you're full of shit

                You Call This a Home Run? (2 Replies)

                I’d hate to see what you call a single.

                You sound like sox ownership telling us they can go on an eight or nine game winning streak and be in the playoffs.

                Face it people, Lizzie cannot win this.

                John Kennedy and Bill Clinton were the only Presidents ever successful in forcing a senate candidate on a state. Kennedy forced his brother upon us and Clinton forced his wife on NY.

                Mass voters are going to vote for Obama while at the same time telling him to take his senate candidate and shove her up his ass.

                Just casllin’ em as I see em.

                eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii @ Aug 22, 2012 at 22:44 EST

                Now make me feel like a man.

                • Excellent.

                  I had forgotten this tirade from August.

                • EB3 - You said ASS back in August and...

                  And you said “Ass” in your “Then get your ass over to the Lindermann Center” comment above.

                  Oh! Fiddle-Dee-De my delicate sensibilities are so offended: I think I am going to swoon. Oh My. Oh Rhett. Oh Dear!

                • Idiot, That was a prediction, not an endorsement

                  You and Mike-Cotex (funny how he’s the guy always talking about d.b.s) would be great “journalists”. Selective facts and non-sequitors.

                  eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Sat 10 Nov 10:48 AM
  3. I JUST hate being so uncool

    And I guess that’s what I am, cause I don’t get EB3′s post at all. If it’s an attempt at humor, well all that’s subjective so ok we don’t share a sense of humor.

    If it’s attempt to poke at Tom Menino while he’s stuck sick in a hospital then someone needs more of a life.

    Seems like the Mayor just made sure his organization delivered for a nationally watched US Senate race. Might be a great time to wish him well, to hope for a recovery more quickly on his behalf.

    The Mayor is a proud tough guy. If the best you can do is poke him while he’s in a hospital bed . . . hmmm.

    But like I said I have never been too cool for school so I’m sure I’m missing a really neato subtext here.

    • You're a Sick Man, Striker

      poke him while he’s in a hospital bed

      My God, when will the vileness stop?
      Sexual abuse of elderly patients is a serious problem Striker. How dare you wish that upon out mayor.

      Calling the BMG editors. What are you guys gonna do about this?
      I really don’t like the direction I see this blog heading.

      eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Thu 8 Nov 10:30 PM
      • Ok I got that one

        Ok Ernie that’s a reply I can laugh at. Cause yes I have an entirely inappropriate sense of humor. But then that’s why I don’t post a lot of attempts at being funny.

    • Ernie and his humor

      are apparently an acquired taste. It’s a taste that I have so far avoided acquiring.

  4. EB3 - Mark-Bail just called McGrory....

    McGrory is a douchebag “Globe tries to put Warren in her place” post so get over it.

    • Well I will Just have speak with Mr. Bail

      Mark, that language is not appropriate.
      Stop it, or I’ll tell your muthah.

      eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii   @   Fri 9 Nov 11:26 PM
      • I've given the word "douche bag" a lot of

        thought. I don’t think I’d use it in a post title, but it’s entered political parlance. Once upon a time, saying “That sucks!” was controversial. My students parents would scold them for using the term. No longer! I think we’re on a similar brink with douchebag, not only because feminine products have come a long way, but because the term–like prick or asshat–it has pretty specific connotations.

  5. From Andrew Sullivan's Blog.

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