“Late Night Snark” from 2013 year-end review on dKos Cheers & Jeers:
“He’s a troll. He’s saying [the Voting Rights Act is a ‘perpetuation of racial entitlement’] for effect. He knows it’s offensive, and he knows it’s going to get a gasp from the courtroom and he loves it. He’s like the guy on your blog comment thread who’s using the N-word. He’s that kind of guy.”
—Rachel Maddow describing Justice Antonin Scalia on The Daily Show“Sarah Palin is getting ready for the big CPAC thing by writing words on her hand like OBAMA BAD. NO LIKE. And Rick Perry is getting ready by writing RICK PERRY.”
—Bill Maher
“Fox News host Megyn Kelly now says she was just kidding when she said Santa Claus is white. However, she’s standing by her statement that the Grinch who stole Christmas, definitely Jewish.” –Conan O’Brien
“It’s really starting to look like Hillary Clinton’s going to run. The digital team behind both of President Obama’s campaigns is already preparing for a Hillary Clinton run. They’re starting early because they’ve got to delete 10 years of Bill Clinton’s browser history.” –Conan O’Brien
“Is Santa Clause an American? Well he is fat and wears a velvet track suit.” –Stephen Colbert
“George Zimmerman is auctioning an original painting for $100,000. $100,000? Man, this guy is getting away with murder.” –Stephen Colbert
“This week President Obama attended Nelson Mandela’s memorial service in South Africa. Hundreds of world leaders were there. President Obama said it felt strange to listen to these leaders in person rather than eavesdropping on their phone calls.” –Jay Leno
“So let me get this straight. The NSA is listening to our phone calls, but no one is checking up on the violent schizophrenic who is 18 inches from the president of the United States.” –Jay Leno
“Yesterday Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly told viewers that Santa Claus is white. Then she said Santa’s elves are Mexican and they are stealing jobs from American elves.” –Conan O’Brien
JimC says
But not as funny as this one.
dcsohl says
Am I the only one who thought that picture of McConnell kind of made him look like Bib Fortuna?