(Warning, if you read this or worse form an opinion on it you will never get the time back nor will the brain molecules needed for this exercise return. Happy Bloom Day)
So here I was just about to write some amazingly insightful thoughts on Grossman and Coakley and Avellone and Deval and casinos and Mariano and soccer and Tolman and Healy and Baker and Feingold and Larry Lucchino and Brian McGrory and the Probation trial and Judge Mulligan and Steve Crosby and Bob DeLeo and Marty Walsh and Jim Braude and Fred Wyshak and Jack O’Brien and Judge Mulligan again and Whitey Bulger and John Connolly and the other John Connolly and the Bruins.
But after I gathered my thoughts yet before I started the masterpiece I checked in on Barstool Sports, as is my usual, and to my amazement I saw this.
What a dick. It seems that Handsome Hank, one of Dave Portnoy’s aka El Prez bobos wrote a bunch of things he wasn’t suppose to in the comment section under a fake name. Afterwards he panicked, told a co-worker and with the co-worker’s help he deleted all the incriminating evidence.
Enter El Prez. He gets wind of it and calls Hank on it. (it’s on the link above). Hank admits and Prez basically says no problem. But during the talk he finds out about the accomplice and demands Hank rat him out.
Hank does the right think and dummies up. So El Prez fired him. He’s just held a press conference declaring that Hank has until midnight to rat out the helpful co-worker or Portnoy’s e-mailing the payroll company to take Hank off the books.
Portnoy’s crying that he’s the boss and that’s that. Hey Dave-O. Some times the best HR move is doing nothing ya effin Nazi.
And here I was last year endorsing this guy for mayor. In fact I was going to encourage him to run for Boston City Council at Large. One in four votes and all.
But since this I’m doing a 180 on this dickweed. (but i’m still gonna read him)
First they came for Handsome Hank and I said nothing…
Where is the morality? I haven’t seen an injustice like this since referee Dusty Feldbottom was distracted by Toro Tanaka and Mr. Fugi as their manager, Capt. Lou Albano, took off his fake arm cast and used it to beat to smithereens the up to then immortal Chief Jay Strongbow. A memorable episode that deeply impacted this address and helped make me the person I am today.
Justice for Hank!
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Yeah, I’m on twitter. What of it?
kirth says
So, if you found out that an employee of yours was frequently posting disparaging remarks about you over a period of years, complete with ethnic slurs, you wouldn’t fire him?
eb3-fka-ernie-boch-iii says
Did you read my post. can you read? Portnoy fired the guy for not ratting out someone who tried to help him out of his own mess.
That’s uncool dude.
What’s more uncool is you cannot understand the simplicity of this.
Really dude, get a grade school education, will ya?
ryepower12 says
Were you trying to troll me?
I think my hometown has long since filled its tough guy quotient. If it weren’t for a bunch of fishermen from Swampscott and Marblehead in the Revolutionary War, you’d still be singing God Save the Queen.
kirth says
Why no, fakernie, I didn’t. Anyone with the most rudimentary grasp of the English language would understand that I was referring to the bigoted dick who got fired. Since you volunteer that you may be a dick yourself, enjoy it, but I’m not a member of your club.
BTW, that guy was fired whether he ratted out his accomplice or not. It’s how those things go.
JimC says
The best actors in the genre. I wonder if any of those guys ended up in politics.