Take a look at the new bike lanes in Sullivan Square. You know the place. The circle of death on the Charlestown Somerville line.
If you have seen it you know what I mean. If any cyclist follows the rules of the road allow me to simplify things for when you get to Sullivan Square.
Rather than spending the time and energy trying to ride through the string theory layout I suggest you wait until the biggest truck comes by and then ride head on into it. That will be quicker and a less painful death than what the bike tzar has planned for you.
BTW, i don’t mind cyclists. EXCEPT for that one super dick a-hole who insistes on protecting the herd by riding ten feet outside of everyone else. He, it’s always a he, needs to be roped in. We need a law allowing motorists to clip the bastard. Not hit him directly, but you know, run him off the road and into a dump truck carrying manure or somethign like that. Who’s with me? You just know these people are also dicks in real life. We need this.