Borowitz:
Warren’s Display of Backbone Threatens Career as Democrat
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—What some insiders are calling a “rash display of backbone” last week could endanger Senator Elizabeth Warren’s career as a Democrat, leading party operatives say.
Harland Dorrinson, a strategist who has guided the campaigns of dozens of Democratic candidates, said that the Massachusetts legislator’s “recklessly truthful” tirade about banks left him “smacking my head.”
Rubio Vows to Block Twenty-first Century
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Seizing upon an issue that could become the cornerstone of a possible 2016 Presidential campaign, Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said on Thursday that he would do everything in his power to block the twenty-first century.
“A lot of folks in Washington believe that the twenty-first century is a forgone conclusion, and that there’s nothing we can do about it,” Rubio said. “I say, ‘Not on my watch.’ ”
sabutai says
Two brothers who consult for opposite sides speak with a viewer on this very special C-Span clip…
sabutai says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15xhG6pVUw
John Tehan says
…from 2005 at DKos today:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/23/1353684/-Cartoon-flashback-We-do-not-torture