Personally I have no problem with Muslims. If we were talking about Buddhists I’d sing a different tune. Damn peace-niks. On the other hand the people of France do. Seems like they’ve always had.
Now there’s no need to blame France for this. It can’t help it. It’s full of French people. And you can’t blame the French people for feeling this way either. They can’t help it. They’re French.
So here’s a solution that also works for Italy.
French men should start chatting up Muslim women. Ask them out. Ask for their phone numbers. You’ll be surprised how many will bite. Do this in front of the Muslim boyfriend if necessary. Throw some condescending French at him when he objects. Like Sacha Baron Cohen in Talladega Nights.
Muslim men will go nuts. NUTS! Every woman in a head scarf is open season. Married? Who cares? This is France baby.
If anyone can do it French guys can. (And Italians) (Not the English. (Definitely Not the English)
They’ll eventually close up shop and go home.
Christopher says
…had a huge problem with the English, but there is nothing in her story about Muslims.
SomervilleTom says
Perhaps he meant the lesser-known “Jane of Arc”, who was known for seducing Muslim men and then killing them by cutting off their you-know and watching them bleed to death.
whoaitsjoe says
If you’ve ever walked into a bar, noted that the present male talent had you completely outgunned, and thought “ehh…I might have better luck elsewhere”