Shared with permission, originally posted on dKos and the Trump Notes FB page
Sorry for the delay on this one crazy day for me….if you’re on Facebook feel free to like Trump Notes. to stay connected! Without further delay, enjoy with caution! 1. I’m going to take care of the vets.
2. I’m going to build up the military bigger than anyone, like ever.
3. Our enemies are fucking with us more because they don’t respect our leaders.
4. Nobody loves hispanics like I do. They buy my apartments, I love them.
5. Saudi Arabia is so full of money they fucking rule so hard.
6. I ordered 4000 TV’s from South Korea.
7. We’re protecting too many countries, it’s bullshit.
8. The Ukraine is great.
9. Who has a Mercedes Benz? They’re great.
10. Iran is going to self inspect.
11. John Kerry is a bicyclist.
12. The Iranians can’t believe John Kerry broke his leg.
13. Ted Cruz is my homeboy.
14. Iran is going to take all the money we give them to be terrorists.
15. Russia is selling Iran missiles.
16. Kerry and Obama were too wimpy to get our hostages.
17. The Iranians and the Persians are great negotiators and we’re total wimps.
18. There’s nothing complicated about these negotiations.
19. We gave Iran a nuclear physicist and we didn’t get shit.
20. “Bing, bing, bing”
21. I have Jewish friends who supported Obama and now they’re pissed.
22. Our country is in big trouble, things are really sucking here.
23. Our infrastructure really sucks too.
24. Dubai has the best airports, I love their airports.
25. I hate Laguardia airport.
26. Tells an audience member that he’s smart but that his brother sucks at golf.
27. Do you want Trump or Jeb?
28. Do you want Trump or Hillary?
29. General Petrarus’s life was destroyed for only 2% of what Hillary has done.
30. Hillary’s assistant is married to one of the greatest sleaze bags of our time.
31. You know, Anthony Weiner, you know him bing, bing, bing.
32. Anthony Weiner is a big fucking perv.
33. Huma married a bad guy.
34. I knew Anthony Weiner before his bing, bing, bing.
35. Lindsay Graham & Perry can’t fuck with me.
36. Perry tried to looks smart but he’s a dummy.
37. I’m a great golfer, I killed Rand Paul at golf.
38. I gave Rand 20K, he’s a nasty guy.
39. When I’m President we’re always going to have victories.
40. I am going to be the greatest jobs President that God ever created.
41. Look at Ernie. Hey Ernie marry your girlfriend, seriously just marry her. You better marry her. I like you Ernie.
42. You may get tired of winning with me in charge.
43. Make America Great Again.
44. We are gonna be so proud and so great, I mean really, really, really great.
45. Iowa is so great, New Hampshire is so great. All these states i’m winning in are great.
46. Maybe my opponents will just give up.
47. Make America Great Again.
48. Make America Great Again.
49. Thank you everybody.
PHEW! Not much I care to add right now, enjoy The Donald!
He says he ate Ernie’s caviar. For $100 bucks I hope he pocketed some shrimp for later, too.