Mark Wahlburg is producing a movie about the incompetent police response to the marathon bombers. Particularly the Watertown shootout where friendly fire permanently disabled an MBTA officer after he was miraculously brought back to life while bullets whistled dangerously close by others.
It will be great. The movie will then show a state ordered to “shelter in place” as the militarized police force went house to house with machine guns pushing people to the street.
Finally after getting nowhere the hero cops called off the search of the area. Obviously he got away, right? Wrong David Janson breath.
He was hiding in a boat parked in a backyard. One that only Mr. McGoo would miss if he was looking from a helicopter above. Obvious hiding place. In fact google maps shows the boat all by itself near where the shooting happened.
Only boat in a backyard anywhere near there. A fourth grader would have said, “Hey, someone check that boat over there.”
Then when the boat was found they went crazy shooting at it. Miracle nobody was killed. Forget about the bomber, the neighborhood was in danger.
And now these whores the Wahlbergs plan on hi-jacking the narrative and making it worse.
He’s out there buying off the cops and telling them he will make them look like heroes. So these jamokes like Danny Keeler actually have actors playing them.
And what about the FBI? We all know the older brother was a Top Echelon Informant. The feds knew who they were. What did they do? They released the pictures hoping it would draw them out (which it did) and let mob justice do the rest. Which it half did.
Accept for that one lingering problem. The kid in Orlando. No problem, just send a hit man, I mean FBI agent, from California and put him alone in a room with the kid. Problem solved.
Sooo, Marky Mark wants to tell the world through the art of cinema what happened in Boston.
And why not? He’s from here. He was punk who got straight. He knows these people. He knows the cops. He even has Danny Keeler in the movie. A cop’s cop if ever there was one.
If anyone is going to do anything on Boston they better go through a Wahlberg, or an Affleck. Got that?
Hey Marky Mark. I’m tired of you. I’m tired of your fraud brother Donnie with the tough guy complex. I’m tired of you pimping your family punk-ass friends to the masses.
Go away. You’re a goddamn fraud when it comes to Boston.
(P.S. Don’t stop making those cop movies with Will Ferrell and the other ones with the bear. They are fucking riots. Also, can I get an autographed picture?)