To Do List…
- get a grip
- Resurrect Underground Railroad:
- Visit ancestral homelands
- Purchase pick axe/ save bail funds:
— Some combination of prayer, scotch and B.B. King.
— Stock up valium to slip into Uncle Teddy’s 7&7 so as to get some relief from his triumphant cackling.
— Suggest we not visit the in-laws. Missus may not even put up a fight about it this year. (the Missus version of Uncle Teddy is Aunt Marge and she don’t drink… insufferable)
— Muslim edition
— Hispanic edition
— Uncle Teddy edition (for when he becomes disillusioned with Trump…)
— Aunt Marge edition (for when she becomes disillusioned with Trump and starts drinking…)
— Decide whether or no to return to America.
— whack away at the wall
— get arrested
— post bail
— When Republican Congress proceeds to impeach Trump (for his many crimes) for ‘the good of the country’ decide whether they are sincere or planning a coup. If sincere, join them. If not, oppose.
— Vote in the midterms.
— Whether or no to stage intervention with entire country after they refuse, again, to cede the House and Senate to Democrats…
 “Uncle Teddy” not his real name. “Aunt Marge” not her real name. Names changed to protect the irascible, but still loved, members of the Famn Damily should they happen to read this.