Attention Liz Warren. I wish to bring two simple facts to your attention.
1. You earned your wings by fighting for the economic rights of the 99%.
2. No denying you fit the stereo-typical mold of short-haired Massachusetts liberal female politicians like Martha Coakley and Katherine Clark.
I mean it took a year to figure out who was who between Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Paul Ryan, and a few of the other creepy short guys with slick backed shoe polish black hair. To me they’re all the same. Now think of the people in Iowa. What false perceptions do they have of you? And anti-Trump smack talk isn’t going to change their minds.
Why dilute your political brand? Would Sacks Fifth Avenue sell the same stuff the street vendor is selling outside?
When you came in to office you were popular because you weren’t like many of the Democratic hypocritical frauds more concerned about keeping their place in the status quo than taking on the nuts and bolts of the problems.
We all know people make immediate assumptions and on the national front you might be coming across as just another whiney know-it-all-Harvard type who doesn’t add anything to the conversation but anti-trump rhetoric and one liners. Every politician is doing that.
What happened to that space you carved out for yourself? The one you owned and operated. The voice of the 99%. This group includes many Trump voters. Political capital is very limited.
I suggest you stay on the economy and go back to being known as the crusader for the 99%.
I am not the descendant of immigrants. My ancestors were always here. They did however welcome the first immigrants who walked across the frozen Bearing Straight from Asia. So, you see, my people know a little something about immigrants. We’ve been dealing with them longer than any other.
Because of this much wisdom has been passed down thousands of generations on how to deal with immigrants. How does a community accept immigrants? What should immigrants know in order to assimilate? What can natives and immigrants each do to ease the tensions that come with assimilation.
This insight has never been shared with people from the outside. It was for us only. But because of recent national and international events we believe the relationship between Americans and immigrants can be significantly improved if we released one piece of information.
Without a doubt relations would improve if immigrants would…..
Wave to a driver who stops to let them go. That’s all they have to do. Smile and wave and let the white American know you appreciate it. Otherwise you’re bringing down, not just your people, but all people with your same shade.
That’s how it works. Trust us on this.
The automobile has created more anti-something-or-other than any war or genocide in the history of man. For instance, years ago if a guy from South Boston was driving in East Boston and got cut-off by a red Lincoln, or brightly colored Olds, he would say elfin g-word. If the guy was fat he would an elfin fat g-word. And if he was flamboyant..well, there you go. That’s how people are when driving.
Now that can apply to anything. If you drive by a private high school or a public one in a wealthy town and some kid comes ripping out of the parking lot in his daddy’s car and almost hits you then you say “Effin little spoiled rich douche bag driving his daddy’s car. Then you apply that to all the kids at that school.
Who says the word “broad” anymore? I’ll tell who. Old guys in cars referring to any female driver over 40. As in “what’s this broad trying to do here?” Otherwise they’re gurls who are too young to drive.
Getting back to the immigrants. I’m not sure if the wave is an American thing like tipping or the immigrants are afraid to make eye contact or engage us in anyway. But I’ll tell you this, we found that most immigrants don’t give the thank you wave. Nothing pisses a good ole American off more than this.
Double for Massholes.
But once you hit us with a wave… well, all’s good. If there’s a big smile accompanying that wave well, you can come over for dinner, Changes everything.
So those are our findings. Don’t shoot the messenger on this. But science doesn’t lie.