The Hillary Clinton Team must be like a glowing orb, the bright light that draws in the nitwit moths ... Or maybe, like in 'Time Bandits', she's "the most fabulous object in the world". She's gotten Bob Johnson to smear Barack Obama on his … [Read more...]
Breaking News! Clinton Camp To Hire Terrell Owens
The timing, the Clinton Camp claims, couldn't have been better. Just as the 2008 Presidential Primary Campaign heats up, Hillary Clinton scores a huge gain, bringing Dallas Cowboy superstar Terrell Owns into the fold, to become the … [Read more...]
Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007
Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007 Honorable Mentions (Or, an official-sounding way to squeeze in three additional posts) Breaking News! Hagel Speech Causes Havoc; Payless Shoes Flooded With Job Seekers, Resumes; Applicants Looking … [Read more...]
Today’s Must Read: Al Giordano’s “Damn you, Barack Obama” … It Lays Out What We Are Seeing Now
In a Crimmins post yesterday; To appreciate just how far ahead of the field, The Field's Al Giordano is, you have to go back and read his analysis of the current presidential race that he wrote for the Boston Phoenix approximately fifteen … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Bill O’Reilly Will Do To Get Interview With Barack Obama
10. Date Oprah Winfrey 9. Make substantial donations to MoveOn.org, Media Matters and DailyKos 8. Will give up his crush on Matt Damon, in favor of Denzel Washington or Samuel L. Jackson, or whoever is … [Read more...]
Clinton Camp, Burnishing Her Experience Resume, Claims David Bowie Song “Changes” All About Hillary
"Hillary was already battling, and bringing about change when Barack Obama was only changing his diapers," boasted Mark Penn, Clinton's chief pollster and strategist. "Bowie recognized, early on, Hillary as an agent for change", Penn … [Read more...]
Karl Rove: “Be prepared! Find the bastards. And pile on!”
They did frame it properly, in the first sentence of the introduction; "A principal architect of the disastrous presidency of George W. Bush ..." Fairly mundane responses from the Turd Blossom, until the final question - "What is your … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard Last Evening At The Iowa Caucuses
10. Pass the word ... Alan Keyes is going around, trying to pass himself off as Barack Obama 9. It's the writer's strike ... Only reason I'm here is cuz' I'm tired of watching reruns 8. Bill Clinton's going … [Read more...]
D.B. Cooper Is Barbarosa … Or Is It Barbarosa Is D.B. Cooper?
Boy, don't these guys have anything better to do? One would think that the CIA Interrogation Tapes case, which the Justice Department announced todaythey will investigate, will need some extra bodies. After all, that's a crime that leads … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other New Years Resolutions President Bush Is Planning On Making
10. Come up with new nickname(The Commander Guy is getting stale) 9. Get President Musharaff to call me first, instead of Dick Cheney 8. Gotta do something ... Even I have Bush Fatigue 7. For … [Read more...]
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