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Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard Last Evening At The Iowa Caucuses

January 4, 2008 By jtdgarlic

10.  Pass the word … Alan Keyes is going around, trying to pass himself off as Barack Obama

 9.  It’s the writer’s strike … Only reason I’m here is cuz’ I’m tired of watching reruns

 8.  Bill Clinton’s going around, complaining, none of the caucus sites had any donuts

 7.  I heard Huckabee screwed up again … Flying back from The Tonight Show, he flew into Idaho, instead of coming here

 6.  There’s a guy outside, selling padded SUV sunroof handles

 5.  Look, someone is going around dressed up like New Hampshire’s Old Man of the Mountain … Oh, wait a minute, that’s John McCain!

 4.  Is Fred Thompson the guy with the wide stance?

 3.  Geez, those Ron Paul kids don’t give up … They’re running fundraising car washes outside all the GOP caucus sites

 2.  I heard that the Romney campaign, if you vote for him, will give you a DVD of his faith speech

 1.  She should have gone with the cleavage … Could’a been worth 5-points, easy

Bonus Iowa Caucus Links

Greg Sargent – Edwards: From Here On Out, It’s Me Versus Obama

Barry Crimmins: Hog Futures Tumble in Iowa

John Ellis:  A Hard Loss for Romney

David Corn:  McCain in NH: Would Be “Fine” To Keep Troops in Iraq for “A Hundred Years”

Don Frederick:  Ron Paul gets some revenge

‘They Shoot Iowa Caucuses, Don’t They?

Rachel Maddow: Hillary Apologist and Obama Basher

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