We need three unmarried volunteers to challenge the Supremes’ dreadful decision
Two of the unmarried people should form a corporation.
The third shall marry it.
Ideally the three will be of the same gender. If not of the same gender, it would be better if it were two men and one woman as that has the greater propensity to outrage the outrageable.
We then instigate someone to sue to overturn the marriage on the basis of ….. corporations can’t be married because they’re …….. not ……… persons?
It may not be the most viable test case, but it sure would be the most amusing to follow.