“Mitt Romney agrees with you!”
Check out this excellent website. At RoboRomney.com, you check down a list off issues such as gun control, health care, and tax reform declaring your views either liberal, moderate, or conservative. Then, RoboRomney.com generates a custom list of Romney quotes designed to closely match your position. And best of all, the site configures a unique video playlist of Romney saying these quotes lest you had any doubt that he actually took these positions. It’s an undecided voter’s dream come true.
This site is my favorite illustration of Multiple Choice Mitt’s pathological drive to say anything and everything to get elected. It’s a marvel of the internet and kudos to the person behind this.