Skip the polls. They don’t mean much this early. On the other hand, research has clearly shown that people want a President that has their back in a bar fight.
Don’t you want your President to be “the guy carving tattoos into his own arm with a broken bottle, the guy who palmed a handful of darts twenty freaking minutes before you even sensed there would be a fight, the guy who is slamming someone’s head into the bar long after the fight is over, screaming “Taste it! Taste it!”?
Why are the Donald and Tailgunner Ted so low on the list? Where does Chris “Big Chicken” Christie come in?
Democrats do beat Republicans, but who’s number one? The Martin “Shirtless” O’Malley? Bernie “Born to be Bad” Sanders? Hilary “The VRWC Can’t Keep a Good Woman Down” Clinton?
Iowa? New Hampshire? Paul Kirk? Who cares?
Bitter Empire has the skinny on which presidential candidate is best in a bar fight!