OK, it was 87 years ago … you know, 87 years ago, 87 years, that’s a long time ago …a very long time … our forefathers made this government setup and it was the best that’s ever been … nobody’s ever beat it … not even close … listen to me: not even close …you understand that? … not even close … but Jeff Davis didn’t understand that … you know why? … because Jeff Davis is a loser .. he is a loser and he is this very low energy guy … you call that leadership? … that’s not what I call leadership … leadership is not low energy … I am leadership … so there was this fight here, a very bad fight … lots of guys died … I walked around the battlefield … very bad, very bad … lots of guys died you can go see for yourself … and now they are all here … and they did this thing that was huge … really huge … we thank them for saving our government setup … which is the best ever, like I said … and what makes it the best ever? … I mean ever? … because what it sets up is government of the Donald, by the Donald, and for the Donald. Thank you. I love all of you. I mean it!
If Trump spoke at Gettysburg
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Christopher says
…for not winning the war quickly enough, and he would have had even less patience with McClellan than Lincoln did.
johntmay says
How much would she have charged and would we be able to see the transcripts?
petr says
… you forgot the part where he consecrates these hallowed grounds with “yoooge… really the best… and by the way American … gold plated, prime, a-one, really top rated luxury toombstones…and, believe me, the toombstone version of a Trump building… with only the best marble and overlooking a magnificent new goff course I’m going to call the Honnerd Ded… really top notch… and, I guarantee, the Mexicans will pay for it.”
jessefell says
How could I have overlooked all that!
jconway says
“We got too many refugees that we shouldn’t be getting. There are millions of em form this one place, we know who they are. We should build a wall to keep en all out. They are overrunning our cities. They are drunks, they are racists, thieves and their kids are going to special religious schools where they are indoctrinated in anti-American ways. They have committed acts of terror against our allies and ancestors overseas. They are disloyal and the puppet of a foreign ruler who hates America and its values. These Irish Catholics amirite? Not on my watch! America for the Americans!”