10. "Some would say, let's get everybody together, let's get unified ... The sky will open ... The light will come down. Celestial choirs will be singing ... And everyone will know we should do the right thing and the world will be perfect … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: If Hillary Clinton Is A Monster, The Movies That Would Be Made About Her
10. I Was A Teenage Hillary Clinton 9. Friday The Hillary Clinton 8. Frankenhillary 7. Hillary Clinton of the Corn 6. Village of The Hillary Clinton 5. … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things About U.S. Plans to Shoot Down Broken Spy Satellite
10. Only reason Bush gave authorization? ... Another opportunity to throw on the flightsuit! 9. Arlen Specter is making waves; Wants investigation of satellite, to be sure it isn't part of Bill Belichick and New England … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard At CPAC
10. If you see McCain's mother, walk the other way ... She's giving backhanders to anyone that says they won't be voting for her son 9. What do we do if he does pick Bob Dole for VP? 8. Limbaugh's here ... … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Good Things About Losing The Super Bowl and Ending Up 18-1
10. Telling people who know nothing about football, or the NFL, that you went 18-1 will impress them 9. You can go golfing, rather than wasting your time taking part of the downtown parade that was being planned 8. … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard During The Presidents State of the Union Address
10. Jesus, he hasn't finished yet? ... I think he's gonna keep us here 100-years... 9. Is that a veto in your pocket, Mr. President, or you just glad to illegally listen in on my calls ... 8. I heard the … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other Things Bill O’Reilly Will Do To Get Interview With Barack Obama
10. Date Oprah Winfrey 9. Make substantial donations to MoveOn.org, Media Matters and DailyKos 8. Will give up his crush on Matt Damon, in favor of Denzel Washington or Samuel L. Jackson, or whoever is … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Things Overheard Last Evening At The Iowa Caucuses
10. Pass the word ... Alan Keyes is going around, trying to pass himself off as Barack Obama 9. It's the writer's strike ... Only reason I'm here is cuz' I'm tired of watching reruns 8. Bill Clinton's going … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Other New Years Resolutions President Bush Is Planning On Making
10. Come up with new nickname(The Commander Guy is getting stale) 9. Get President Musharaff to call me first, instead of Dick Cheney 8. Gotta do something ... Even I have Bush Fatigue 7. For … [Read more...]
Top Ten Cloves: Ways Military Recruiters Didn’t Realize They Were Recruiting Gays
10. Didn't put two-and-two together before they set up their recruiting stand at the Minneapolis Airport 9. Was optimistic with the number of recruits who indicated that they had experience in handling "big guns" … [Read more...]