The NY Daily News reports here that VP (and, alas, VP-elect) Dick Cheney has selected the song "Let the Eagle Soar," by outgoing Attorney General John Ashcroft, to be performed at his inauguration. If you’ve never seen the video of Ashcroft himself singing this monstrosity, now’s your chance. Tragically, Ashcroft will not actually perform the song at the inauguration; that honor goes to a former Lawrence Welk Show singer named Guy Hovis.
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