Ohhh, Lordy. Here come the musical guests for the inaugumuration (from Tbogg via Atrios via Kevin Bacon, etc):
Artist, Description
— JoJo, Pop/Top 40
— Hillary Duff, Pop/Top 40
— Ruben Studdard, Soul
— 3 Doors Down, Rock
— Boxkar, Rock
— Jason Sehorn, Athlete
Who the #%#@$% is Boxkar, you might well ask? Well, I’ve never heard them, or heard of them, so who knows, maybe they’re the Republican answer to Radiohead. All’s I know is that the guy in the middle looks like Luke Wilson with a wig, and the guy on the right is still waiting to grow into his clothes.
And Hillary Duff? Jason Sehorn? You know, the Onion couldn’t make this stuff up.
UPDATE: Of course, I meant Owen Wilson — he’s on the right. (Thanks to Natalie and letters2dorian for setting me straight — hope it’s OK I’m using your image, L2D.)
(I love the internet.)
I get google alerts but when I come to this page to see the photo and what is being talked about, I can see absolutely nothing. All I can do is fill this form in.What is going on here?
Click on the link for “Boxkar” in the body text.Rock n’ roll!!! Brruuuuucce! “Sing us a song, I’m the piano maaaaannn”