Satirical Canadian website The Hammer reports that the CIA’s Tortured Arab Airlines was recently refused permission to land in Toronto. Anne McLellan, Minister of Public Order and Discipline, denied the report, the website said. “There was no flight. It never happened. There were no airplanes. No airplane has ever landed at Pearson Airport. Ever. Thank you. That is all,” the minister said, according to The Hammer. “The Minister then disappeared in a cloud of smoke, returning to Mugwarts, according to her spokesperson,” the periodical added.
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