Theo Epstein will be returning to the Red Sox as General Manager.
And in other news, Lucifer will be rejoining the choir of the angels, explaining that the whole “evil” thing was just a big misunderstanding, and it’s all been cleared up now.
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We could have done without all the evil in the world for the past 10,000 years or however long the world has been around according to the Bible. Welcome back Theo. GO SOX!
“And i forget just why i taste
Oh yeah, i guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it’s hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind”
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Welcome home.