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Open thread; First draft of campaign slogans

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… for each candidate:

  • Healey: “Free Beer! (Free Beer Free Beer Free Beer)”

  • Mihos: “Come On and Take a Free Ride”

  • Reilly: “I Will Get Those Bastards”

  • Gabrieli: “Let’s Put Our Thinking Caps On Now, Peeepull”

  • Patrick: “A Shining Future, With Kitties and Bunnies”

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    • I have no slogan I have no issues I am what ever you want me to be now just vote for me.  I will let you know what I really think once I win. 
      COAKLEY (before primary day):  “TOM RIELLY IS OUR MAN, YA. DEVEL IS WEAK ON CRIME HOW CAN ANYONE SO WEAK ON CRIME BE GOVONER”

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      COACLEY today: “DEVEL PATRICK ISN’T WEAK ON CRIME HE WINNING THE POLLS I WANT TO ENDORSE A WINNER TAKE ME ALONG PLEASE DEVEL PLEASE I’LL LET YOU PIMP ME ON YOUR COMMERCIALS LET THE AUCTION BEGIN.  AG FOR SALE! GET YOUR BID IN BEFORE SHE IS SOLD OUT!

  3. “Yeah, I know.  But I’m required to run again every so often.”

    • “Hey, it might surprise you, but you can’t just assume I’ll be a Senator forever.  I actually still need signatures and votes like everyone else.  Yes, really!”

  7. It’s time to build the city on the hill and then charge loan shark rates to my people to live there.  I’ve got an Ameriquest application right here! 

  8. Healey: “I don’t even like helicopters, I promise.”

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    Mihos: “How does proposition negative 2 1/2 sound?”

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    Reilly: “No one needs a govorner’s mansion more than me!”

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    Gabrieli: “Like Romney, but you know, with a heart”

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    Patrick: “Prove all those kids in elementary school that called me Devil Patrick wrong so I can raise their taxes.”

  9. Reilly: “My Turn!”
    Healy: “My Turn!”
    Coakley: “My Turn!”
    Kennedy/MA Congressional Delegation: “Lifetime turn!”
    Gabrielli: “NOT Tom Reilly’s turn!”
    Barrios: “Hey what happened to my turn?”
    Mihos: “It will never be my turn so Ill have some wacky fun with all my wacky money.”
    Romney: “My turn! Hey why is South Carolina erupting into maniacal laughter”
    Patrick: “Our turn!”

  10. Larry Frisoli, a political outsider who gave his own money to put an end to child molesters, and thier sick organization NAMBLA. Only an individual who has no children or morals could ever believe that a crusade against child molesters or petifiles is a bad thing.  Are you a NAMBLA Member?  Are you a sick individual who thought the kidnapping rape and murder of ten year old Jeffery Curley is a good thing.  You sick twisted creep.  If that is all you can say about Larry Frisoli, while Martha Coakley is refusing to prosecute Kieth Winfield, a somerville cop who molested and abused his niece, but yo make no comment about that do you?  Martha Coakley has recieved significant contributions from the attorneys for Betchel Parsons and along with her “mentor” Tom Rielly worked to secure a settlement that would have released Bechtel/Parsons from future claims for thier construction disaster, with BIG DIG.  Larry Frisoli was approched with contribution money from the Big Dig contractors and the Unions and had the intergrity to refuse thier money.  Larry Frisoli refused the money because he will prosecute them and recover our loss on the BIG DIG circus.  Who will Martha help?  Ther people who elect her or the Special intrests who contributed Tens of Thousands to her campaigne?  Larry Frisoli is in favor of the second ammendment just as he is in favor of the first ammendment.  Leagal use of firearms is nothing anyone should be ashamed of.  Why is it that any one who enjoys sports which involve firearms a nut?  They arn’t just like anyone who supports cilil liberties is not a communist left wing nut.  People are always good and bad.  We must look to see who is better to represent us.  I know Larry Frisoli, I know Martha Coakley.  I know that for me and my children Larry Frisoli is the best person for the job.  I hope that all of you will investigate before you make your vote.  Larry is close to winning despite the polls.  I speak to people every day who are supporting him.  He owes no one in office now the Republican won’t fund his campaigne because he can’t be bought and the democrats running Beacon Hill can’t bully him.  He will put us first.  Larry Frisoli is the best choice but you should be the judge and investigate the man.

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