First it was the vicious Healey for Supreme Court number, but now the Democratic Party has gone and really outdone themselves. Im ashamed to even talk about it but I want to beat the Inside Track on this one because it might actually be true.
Thats right. The rumor is that Kerry Healey (if she loses) will be replacing Marg Helgenberger and the cast and crew of CSI will be moving to Boston. Eat your heart out Inside Track!
Through the hard work of our crack instigative reporting team we have a quote from an unnamed source on deep background within the Healey campaign.
As a former State Trooper I think she would make a great cast member. Oh and did I tell you that the negative ads where not my idea!
We have also secured a quote from one of the producers.
Given Kerry Healeys deep experience as a criminologist, the fact that she has written four books on criminology and her obvious talent for creating scary commercials, we believe she is the ideal candidate to replace Marg.
DemsForHealey has also heard that Margs character will be making a dramatic exit from the show. Apparently, after being stalked in a garage she is well we dont wont to spoil the ending for you.
CSI Boston? Given how poorly the state crime lab has been funded, Miss Muffy will have to be solving crimes using a high school level microscope.
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And if Law and Order came up with a Boston version of the Special Victims Unit program, I can’t see Muffy playing the compassionate cop role either.
Law and Order: Parking Violations Bureau.
but I think it should have been a charter school microscope