The Buckeyes say Obama is rising,
The Reg’s opinion still surprising,
Edwards’ ground game, worth its good name?
My stump speech still needs revising
O Edwards friendly, Edwards nice
Will second place again suffice?
He’s mad this time, health care’s a crime
I think he’s still rolling the dice
The other three still flail away,
Their campaigns have lost the light of the day
To reach the top three, or be named the VP
Lasting till Groundhog Day
O Clinton was ahead of the field,
But here her weaknesses are revealed
Too cold, too centrist, a Dem Decembrist,
Have her fresh wounds yet healed?
Gravel, Kucinich, are still there
No life in polls, but do they care?
Still campaigning, still sustaining,
An oddly happy pair
Obama is still riding on hope
Don’t marry Clinton, let’s elope!
Oprah loves him, Shaheen shoves him,
Shut up about the d-mn dope.
Caucus of power, caucus of might,
Election season opens that night
Endless spats, these political brats
How long lasts this political plight?
The end is in sight.