I’m half-surprised the Cable News networks haven’t tossed their 24/7 political coverage aside to run hours of loops of the same footage of Britney, accompanied by a parade of Tinsel Town talking heads – the B-Journalists – who, in truth, are very much part of Britney’s problems and, exponentially, increase the coverage by running the loops of Anna Nicole Smith, rehashing her sad life and the parallels to Britney …
Too bad this isn’t a Sweeps Month, or that may very well have come to fruition.
I wonder if, like a racetrack’s tote board, this jostled the betting at the Dead Pool?
Now, it’s time to kick back and wait for the other shoe to drop … Paris Hilton, complaining that no one has written her obituary yet, or worse, as with her singing, she’s going to do it herself …
Tell-Britney-To-Stay-Away-From-Green-Bananas Links
Attytood: Thank God the AP is ready for the biggest story of our lifetime
Attaturk: Alert the Pulitzer Prize Committee
The Death Pool – Chronicling Death in Pools since 2007
The Home Of The Celebrity Dead Pool
