Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007

Top Most Read/Popular Garlic Posts of 2007

Honorable Mentions

(Or, an official-sounding way to squeeze in three additional posts)

Breaking News! Hagel Speech Causes Havoc; Payless Shoes Flooded With Job Seekers, Resumes; Applicants Looking For ” The Safe Jobs Senator Hagel Talked About”; Tancredo Offers Threats

Top Ten Cloves: Possible Problems With Suing God

Wag The FEMA

10: “What If Spartacus Had To Account For 190,000 AK-47 assault rifles and pistols …”

9:  Bill O’Reilly Exclusive! Black People Go To Restaurants … And They Eat!

8:  Breaking News! Another Bombshell – Craig To Enter Rehab; Cites Suffering From ‘Restroom Leg Syndrome’

7:  Where’s Ernest Borgnine when you need him?

6:  “They will have flies walking across their eyeballs”

5:  Libby Trial Update – The Scooter and Cheney Show Theme Song

4:  Vatican Discounts “Bonfire Pope”; Says Flames “Not Hunched Over Enough”; Late Pontiff’s Bend Was Measured “Religiously”; Never Used Contingency “Roller Skate Gloves”

3:  Jeff Gannon Speaks! … To The Garlic!

2:  The The Condoleezza Rice Ballroom Dancing & Charm School; Or: Shopping For A Legacy on Cyber Monday

(Much to our pleasant surprise, the Condi piece got picked up by Reuters)



1:  Swedish Film Icon Ingmar Bergman Dead at 89 ; Police Depressed, Working Through Emptiness, Not Ruling Out Foul Play