I am so sad that Mitt Romney will be suspending his presidential campaign.
I am in mourning, because:
Mitt won’t be dumping more $millions of his kids’ inheritance into flip flops and flim flams.
Mitt’s campaign resulted in every other candidate in the race despising him, and it’s nice to spread the cheer to others.
I will miss the McCain radio ad, where he splices in vintage liberal Mitt adjacent to rabid rightward Mitt.
I love Dems for Mitt, and this announcement takes the air out of their blimp.
Tears, tears, tears. Bye bye, Mitt!
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