From Daniel Kurtzman’s Political Humor Blog:
“Barack Obama gave a big speech on race, and there was one heckler in the audience, kept screaming crazy stuff the whole time. Turns out it was his pastor.” –Jay Leno
“Barack Obama addressed some of the more controversial comments made by his long-time minister, Jeremiah Wright. The guy said some crazy stuff, like, gays caused 9/11, Hurricane Katrina was God’s revenge for our sins. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s Pat Robertson. That’s the other side’s nutball minister. I’m sorry. You know, there’s so many nutball ministers in this thing, I’m confused as to which one is on which side.” –Jay Leno
“John McCain’s daughter is in the news. John McCain’s daughter says that a lot of guys don’t want to date her because her dad makes her too high-profile. Yeah. That’s part of the reason. It’s also because McCain’s daughter is 63 years old.” –Conan O’Brien
“A lot of American dignitaries visiting the Middle East. Senator McCain, running for president, is in Iraq. … Of course, he remembers Iraq when it was known as Mesopotamia.” –David Letterman
“Actually, his wife admitted to having an affair, too. Did you see that? Finally, a wife of a politician who doesn’t just stand there when her husband cheats. She goes out and does it, too.” –Jay Leno
“Today, Barack Obama criticized John McCain for mistakenly saying that Iran was sending aid to al Qaeda in Iraq, which is not true. And afterwards, President Bush told McCain, ‘Don’t worry about it. I didn’t know that either.'” –Jay Leno
Did you hear the one about McCain sucking up to bigoted, catholic-hating, misogynestic, anti-gay theocrats who postdict hurricanes?
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