Thanks to Daniel Kurtzman at About.com:
In his resignation speech, Spitzer said, ‘To whom much has been given, much is expected.’ Which is the same thing he said to that $5,000 hooker.” –Jay Leno
“Now, here’s the deal about the tryst down there in a Washington, DC, hotel — $5,000 and a hotel room. Five grand and a hotel room. And Senator Larry Craig — you remember Larry from Idaho? He said, ‘Well, that’s crazy. For two quarters, I can have a pay toilet all night.'” –David Letterman
David Letterman’s Top Ten Surprises During Eliot Spitzer’s Resignation:
1. When reporters asked how much he paid per hour, his wife said, “Believe me, he doesn’t need an hour”
David Letterman’s Top Ten Messages Left on Eliot Spitzer’s Answering Machine:
4. This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?
“She did an interview, in an interview the call girl linked to Spitzer said that she doesn’t want to be thought of as a monster. Does not want to be thought of as a monster, she said unless of course somebody has $4,000 and is into role playing.” –Conan O’Brien
“Here’s what’s going to happen with her. She’s going to pose naked for Playboy, she’ll do a season of ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ maybe a ‘Surreal Life,’ then she’ll top it off by having a baby with Pauly Shore.” –Jimmy Kimmel
