So President Bush walks into a Burger King.
KID BEHIND THE COUNTER: Can I help you?
PRESIDENT BUSH: Hmm … let’s see, it’s tough to decide, but I’m the decider … I’m gonna have two whoppers.
KID: OK, how about “you’re an intellectual genius,” and “you’re the best president we’ve ever had.”
Ba-dum-bump!
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My Daughter (home for the weekend from college for the usual free food, dads surround sound home theater and laundry) said to me:
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p>Politics reminds me of NASCAR.
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p>There is a lot of money involved, people get real excited about it but all they actually do is drive around in circles, accomplishing nothing until one is declared the winner.
For all the complaints regarding the fellow in the president’s chair, which candidate is promising to give up any of the imperial powers bestowed upon George? Do the American people realise the extent of raw power available to the president now as opposed to eight years past? Is it not that the American justice officials have stated that the American president inherits power from King George III? Who has taken issue with this interpretation?
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p>It used to be that people throughout the world admired the Americans and their Constitution. Is there no one left in America to honour their Constitution?
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p>Perhaps the joke is on America. Where is a change? Which candidate has come out supporting obedience to law?
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p>Americans don’t honour our fundamental government documents… we leave that for those limey bastards on the other side of the pond. We honor our Constitution.
especially lately