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Paris Hilton gets some advice from Martin Sheen:
From Ben Alper:
State Senator Dianne Wilkerson, who lost to Sonia Chang-Diaz in the primary, may face disbarment proceedings for lying during her nephew’s murder trial. She is also being asked to pay for a new bible after the one she was swearing on exploded.
Police union members protesting new rules allowing some roadway projects to go on without paid police details, picketed two work sites in Everett and Revere. Revere police Captain James Guido spurred his men on by reciting his “I have a dream job” speech.
From Daniel Kurtzman:
“John McCain has pulled out of Michigan. I guess the surge wasn’t working. Yup, this is stunning to me. John McCain blew off Michigan. Well, I know how they feel. Maybe you noticed that all of John McCain’s problems began when he bailed out on this show? Were you aware of that? The road to the White House runs right through here.” –David Letterman
“In Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin caused a near riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. But after a minute or two, people finally realized it wasn’t her when she started answering questions.” –Jay Leno
“President Bush’s response to this economic crisis was to meet with some small business owners at a soda shop in San Antonio, Texas, this week. Well, the bad news? The small business owners are now General Motors, General Electric, and Century 21.” –Jay Leno
Is it just me, or is Paris Hilton actually more articulate — and does she make more sense — than Sarah Palin? I never thought I’d see the day. Scary.
isn’t particulary funny