(A&P)
The show must go on. At 11 PM last night Hamilton Ambulance Services were called to the North Shore manse of local talk show host, Jay Severin.
Unshaven, and unbathed for days with finger nails as long as Howard Hughes the medics had to sedate the crazed talker with a major seditive before having him committed for observation at a local psychiatric hospital.
An unidentified man who answered the door at his house said his partner had been in a severe depressive state as the presidential election ended. Severin keep screaming at the top of his lungs from his in-home WTKK studio that he was going to destroy then presidential candidate, Barack Obama.
Shortly after 11PM last night when the networks declared the Barack Obama was the new president-elect Severin’s partner, who would only give his first name, Bruce, said “Jay collapsed into a fetal position with his microphone head piece still attached to his head”.
A spokesman for the radio station who would not identify herself said that Severin’s show would go on today at 3 PM. Radio technicians followed the ambulance to the hospital and while Severin was being admitted installed remote radio broadcast equipment. The spokesman said, ” as long as the hospital staff remove the straight-jacket from Jay while in his padded room she saw no reason why Severin could not broadcast live this afteroon. She said there was no truth to the rumor that WTKK had already offered defeated Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, a contract to replace Severin.
change Hamilton ambulatory services to Manchester-by-the-Sea and it is more believable
What is unbelievable is that Jay Severin is still on the air. Guess it was a Mutual Aid response that sent the Hamilton ambulance service….