The Sarah Palin Network launches on SNL:
“Alan Greenspan, the former chairman of the Federal Reserve, said of his time in office, ‘I was wrong 30% of the time.’ Well that’s not bad, for a weatherman or a free throw shooter, but you were the Chairman of the Fed. We need the Fed to be on the pill and you ran it on the rhythm method.” -Seth Meyers
“At a Tea Party rally in Boston yesterday, Sarah Palin praised the crowd for winning that Senate race in Massachusetts. She said, ‘Shoot, look what you did in January. You shook up the United States Senate.’ Unfortunately, no one heard the Senate thing because after she said ‘shoot,’ 300 guns went off.” -Jimmy Fallon
“More problems for that disgrace former Congressman Eric Massa. It seems more and more men are coming forward claiming they were sexually harassed by their congressman. Isn’t that unbelievable? It was getting so bad, Massa is now considering going in to the Vatican protection program.” -Jay Leno
“According to the Pentagon Al Qaeda has been severely weakened financially over the last few years. In fact, they are so weak financially now that they’re turning to crimes like drugs, prostitution, and adjustable-rate mortgages.” -Jay Leno
“Conan O’Brien announced today that he will move his show to TBS. Later in the day, Jay Leno announced that he will also move his show to TBS.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Sockington has 1.5 million plus follows on Twitter. Now this is clean humor , except for the occassional litter box comment!