The following dialogue is my prediction of how a debate between Scottie Brown and Chuckles Baker would go in the 2012 primary.
Brown: My suit is blander than Charlie’s.
Baker: At least mine was made in America.
Brown: Are you saying im pro-illegal immigrant?
Baker: I’m not saying you’re John McCain thats for sure.
Brown: I challenge you to a thriving game of checkers.
Baker: Those edges on the boards are too sharp for me!
Brown: Fine, then cream of wheat eating contest it is.
Baker: No brown sugar. It hurts my teeth.
Brown: I would never think of using such a sweet. I have a bill filed to outlaw that gateway drug known as brown sugar.
John Keller: Gentlemen! Who cares!?
Brown: Charlie kicks sandcastles at beaches!
Baker: Yeah. Well. I’m bigger than you.
Brown: How’d that gubernatorial race go, Chuck?
Baker: How’d that magazine spread go, Scottie?
Keller: And that ends this rigorous and informative debate. I pray the voters have watched tonight and elect a wooden board before either of you two people
John Keller’s mustache moves a little bit and the debate ends
