Mitt Romney loves the Twitter. See, he’s all about the social media and stuff, ’cause he’s super hip. Hey, who let the dogs out? Anyway, today he put up a call to his 46,000+ followers for their “vision for America”:
Fortunately, America’s tweeters are up to the task. #Mitt2012 has predictably become a gold mine for comedy. Here are a few highlights:
I don’t think America has had this kind of electricity coursing through it since Kennedy. Or maybe Lincoln. #RomneyFever #Mitt2012 #JustVote
My vision is you out of this race you RINO RT @MittRomney: I laid out my vision. What’s your vision for America? #Mitt2012
RT @MittRomney: I laid out my vision; What’s your vision for America? #Mitt2012 // Mandated health insurance, just like you invented in MA!
MT @MittRomney: What’s your vision for America? // One in which you are not president. #Mitt2012
A dog on every car? RT @MittRomney America’s greatness begins with you. What’s your vision for America? #Mitt2012
If this were a hair competition you might win, but sadly it is not RT @MittRomney I’m running for President of the United States #Mitt2012
The 2012 actually stands for how many times he plans on doing this. “@MittRomney: I’m running for President of the United States #Mitt2012”
#Mitt2012 “I guess saving the 2002 Olympics is just as good as killing OBL, right?”
#Mitt2012 “I support a woman’s right to choose. I just can’t say that. I need to change positions in order to win the #GOP nomination.”
Hey look Liberals – we are good at recycling! So there! #Mitt2012
Perhaps not the litany of inspiring “visions for America” that Team Romney was hoping for. 😀
theloquaciousliberal says
Five stars for the reminder and link to the classic “Who let the dogs out?” moment as the Mittster celebrated MLK with his “peeps” in Florida!
That really says it all. Well, that and the fact that Romney’s preferred version of “letting the dog out” is to put him in a kennel and strap it to the roof of the car for a 12 hour road trip!