Let’s rewrite the narrative. I’ll start. Add your own silliness in the comments.
BOSTON—Campaign headquarters for Massachusetts’ junior senator was thrown into a tizzy today when the Boston Herald reported that Scott Brown once claimed he was burnt siena.
As early as 1993, Scott Brown’s resume listed him as burnt siena. At the time, Brown was unemployed and had applied to work as a crayon for Crayola.
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…or maybe he showed off a stimulated package in Cosmo? Republican politics are tough to decipher!
it was stapled
There’s a song about one of those:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE
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