Huffington Post asks:
Was Donald Trump’s Announcement A Gigantic, Pointless Waste Of Time Promulgated By A Venal Con Artist?
Yes.
Donald Trump teased that he was going to make an announcement that would impact the presidential race, as it turns out the announcement was some nutty birther crap.
Donald Trump will give $5 million to a charity of President Barack Obama’s choosing if he provides Trump his college transcripts and passport records by Halloween. Since this is not going to happen, that means that inner-city kids with cancer and AIDS will suffer, or something. Basically, Donald Trump, having gotten nowhere in proving any of the innately stupid conspiracy theories he’s promulgated about Obama
Might make a nice gift for Donald, via the Obama Store
*Update* Yahoo compiled some comments:
“Our expectations about @realDonaldTrump’s Obama announcement were clearly not low enough,” New York magazine said on its Twitter feed.
“BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to,” @BScalabrine24 wrote on Twitter.
“Trump will give $5 million if Obama releases his college records,” Twitter user @WatchJ tweeted. “I’ll give a crackhead $3 if Trump releases that squirrel sittin’ on his head.”
“BREAKING: Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest,” Lizz Winstead tweeted.
“We’re going to make a very important cat announcement shortly that will change the Internet,” Buzzfeed declared.
“Sorry Trump, but in the same way the U.S. doesn’t negotiate with terrorists, presidents shouldn’t negotiate with idiots,” @the_moonface wrote.
“This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman’s greatest bit ever,” Aaron Blitzstein tweeted.
“Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people,” the fake Morgan Freeman said.
“Trump, would you be a dear and offer 5 million dollars if Romney will reveal ANY PART of his economic plan?” Alex Baze wrote on Twitter.
The Onion tweeted: “‘I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life.’ — Donald Trump.”
It’s because his head has swelled far beyond any reasonable size. Witness his continuing delusion that his thoughts, opinions, and life are of interest to rational people.