Hi, it’s wallyfromdantham here. I have temporarily subdued petr and I have taken over his account to tell you something vitally important… and it might even be true… I dunno fer sure, but I feel pretty positive about it… Petr’s sure as shooting not gonna tell you about it. So’s I gots ta.
Earlier today, while I was enjoying my hobby, freebasing anthracite coal in my living room, my wife got mad because, apparently, she’s a liberal. Who doesn’t mind a little soot and smoke… Amirite?
Anyways, she threw her laptop at me… Don’t worry, I ducked… and as the internets whizzed by my head I saw that she had been reading about Kloe or Kaos or Kim Kardigan (or sum such thing) and immediately I knew that Obamacare caused wind tunnels to carpal deviate the septum of the Keystone XL jobs because Brownsberger. Clearly proving that Obama lied. You see… since most uninsured people, scum that they are, go to the emergency room… if Obamacare then less ER visits and how can Obama say you can keep your doctor if you like your ER doctor? Huh? So there. Needer. Obama sucks and he’s deliberately going to make the modern ER a less busy place by lying… which is something I’m WAY too good to do but not so pious that I don’t just love to point it out whenever and where-ever it happens. It’s not like Obama is a white guy who lies… ’cause then it is ok. I would even applaud that. (See, I’m just normal salt-of-the-earth type who’s just looking out for my fellows who clearly aren’t) That’s what I thought I read and it made me so excited I just had to share that with you lame BMG’ers who are neither as honest nor as smug as me (but don’t you just wish it?). You know you need my wisdom to set ya selves straight.
Amirite? Yes. Of course I’m right.
Gosh I sure like saying “Brownsberger”, don’t you? Anybody who doesn’t like saying “Brownsberger” is most certainly a lower life form, possibly even Mike Dukakis.
Where was I…? Oh, yeah. After my wife stormed off looking for something called ‘fresh air’… isn’t that an NPR program? Ronnie would not approve… I used the google to search on “msedkn2” “d0da773” and “oogy” and came up with the following link that proves what I already knew (see above, troglodytes), absolutely, undeniably and with the clearest most concise and irrevocably correct… On second thought… why do I even need to link to it, right? I mean, I already told all about it. Why do you need to actually go and read it for yourselfs when you got me…?
Amirite? Yes. Of course I’m right. How could I not be right? Unthinkable.
So don’t even think it.
You can’t be like a real conserv’tive and know about them thar NPR programs, so like what’s the deal? I will give you exactly 2 minutes to answer.
That there shows that anthracite coal is just the best thing since slice bread. Why are you refusing to answer? Are you chicken? It has been over 2 minutes. Are you Yellow?
He had those guys killed in Benghazi to coverup Obamacare, wheres the freakin birth certificate?!!!!
wallyfromdantham is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
how about you write a post about asking me to leave BMG if 12 people agree with you, I’ll leave for 6 months. If 6 people agree with you, I’ll leave for 12 months.
Personally, I can’t understand why you don’t appreciate my contributions. By foregoing sources, I’ve improved everyone’s research skills. My deft use of fallacies has improved everyone’s logic. But all modesty aside, you should be paying me to post on BMG.
Now where’s “thebaker” to downvote all of the liberal comments and upvote all of the conservative comments?
but decided against it at the time, probably after reading a kbusch comment…