From Tyler Vigen:
| 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | ||
| Per capita consumption of cheese (US) Pounds (USDA) |
29.8 | 30.1 | 30.5 | 30.6 | 31.3 | 31.7 | 32.6 | 33.1 | 32.7 | 32.8 | |
| Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets Deaths (US) (CDC) |
327 | 456 | 509 | 497 | 596 | 573 | 661 | 741 | 809 | 717 | |
| Correlation: 0.947091 | |||||||||||
Please share widely!
Even though I am not allergic to cheese nor lactose intolerant, I cannot stand cheese in nearly every form.
I will not eat them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a box.
Etc. Etc.
I love cheese.
I like to put it on my toast.
I like it in the evening most.
I will, however, be doing more research before future sheet purchases. Sheet-tangling deaths doubled in a few short years. Something must be done.
…there is a test kitchen for Trader Joe’s in my office building.
I am currently leaving work with truffle fondue…and I won’t share.
has saved many lives.