We are living in a particularly crazy time. Our country, based on a two-party system, has one party that, nationally-speaking, has gone completely off the rails. The New York Times won’t report the fact because it violates the paradigm of the Republicans and Democrats being equivalent. If Dante were alive, there’d a special place in hell for the mainstream media that has played Pontius Pilate for the radical right. Instead, we have to make do with occasional episodes that remind us how insane things have gotten. And laugh.
Not a small part of the insanity is due to the propaganda wing of the Republican Party: Fox News. And lest we forget, they have no journalistic standards. Today’s case in point, contributor Wayne Simmons, a frequent guest on Fox. He was recently arrested and indicted for claiming to be a long-time CIA agent.
Wayne Simmons claimed to have 23 years experience with the secretive federal agency as an “outside paramilitary special operations officer,” CNN reports. He was indicted for using that claim to gain security clearances and a post as a defense contractor advising military personnel overseas….
CNN pointed out that Simmons had a pattern of making “extreme and factually dubious” claims about terrorism, including a claim in January that there were “at least 19 paramilitary Muslim training facilities in the United States.”
He also denied waterboarding was torture and said that President Obama was a “novice who lacked a spine,” according to CNN.
Officials told the station that there had been suspicions about Simmons’ resume which were stirred when questions were raised with various government agencies about his statements.
I’d heard the conspiracy theories of secret Muslim training groups in the United States. I never associated it with Fox News. Silly me. At least Chuck Barris’s claims were amusing.
sabutai says
He was arrested for a specific type of lying.
I was wondering if they were arresting Fox News contributors for lying in general (or in politics), in which case I was looking forward to a revamped FNC schedule:
6a-9a :Drive-time with Chuck the Custodian and Karl the Temp
9a-10a: Stock video footage of Black Panthers rallies from the 1960s awkwardly colorized with Photoshopped headlines from today’s newspapers
10a-11a: MOOC on planning defense testimony
11a-12p: Rotating want ads
12p-1p: Direct feed from Roger Ailes Periscope account
1p-2p: Jeb! AdHour for Power
2p-3p: Country Club Member on the Street Interviews
3p-4p: Live shots of NYSE set to “adult film” music
4p-6p: The IT guy reads the New York Post and Wall Street Journal directly on camera
6p-7p: “Fox News Classic” reruns
7p-8p: Airing old clips of “Crossfire” with the token liberal cut out
8p-9p: Call-in show hosted by Sheila from the mail room
9[-10p: Jeb! presents JebNews, sponsored by NotTrumpbutJeb PAC
10p-11p: Stock photo of Hillary Clinton on screen, scary music playing underneath
11p-3a: Reruns of Birth of a Nation and Al Jolson reels
3a-6a: Infomercials for the RNC
Mark L. Bail says
some of Wayne Simmons greatest hits:
jconway says
n/t
jconway says
I see he lied about that too, what a sad sack con artist either way.
fredrichlariccia says
THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR THESE SPAWN OF EVIL !
Fred Rich LaRiccia