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Joke revue addendum: Scott Brown still thinks he’s relevant

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So, this is pretty funny.

Brown’s comments come as he looks to position himself as a potential kingmaker in the New Hampshire GOP presidential primary, inviting all Republican candidates to his home as part of his “No B.S. BBQ” series.

Brown said he speaks to the candidates regularly — including Donald Trump just last week, saying he told the front-runner to “act more presidential” and focus on policy.

“We’re doing it with every candidate who wants to come,” Brown said. In addition to Fiorina, he said he expects visits from Jeb Bush, Trump, Mike Huckabee, George Pataki, Ben Carson, Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio. “I’ll make an endorsement probably mid-January. Anyone who comes here will be under consideration. Anyone who doesn’t, won’t.”

Pardon me while I LMAO.  Brown, a kingmaker in New Hampshire?  Could someone remind me which New Hampshire election he won?  Of course, Brown already knows all about kings and queens … maybe this time, instead of meeting them, he’ll make them!

Anyway, talk of a possible Brown endorsement comes just as another endorsement he already made – this one for one of those ridiculous diet products – has landed him in potential legal trouble.

A nonprofit organization dedicated to promoting ethics and accountability in government has asked the Federal Trade Commission to investigate whether former U.S. Sen. Scott Brown broke the law by failing to disclose his financial interest in AdvoCare, a nutritional product he endorsed on Facebook and in other communications to his supporters.

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, or CREW, alleges that Brown failed to disclose that he is, or was, a distributor for AdvoCare, and that his son-in-law is currently a distributor of the product.

Hilarious.

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  1. The family rallied to defend the former Senator on the FTC issue. The Herald:

    The wife of former Massachusetts U.S. Scott Brown leaped to his defense yesterday, saying her husband was never a salesman for a controversial diet program, never intended to sell it and was only listed as a distributor of AdvoCare in order to get a 20 percent discount.

    “He was never a salesman, he never made a penny from it,” Gail Huff told the Track. “At no point did he ever suggest anyone ever purchase it. He is not selling diet pills.”

  2. will not win votes in New Hampshire or Massachusetts for any Puke foolish enough to genuflect for it.

    Voters have a long memory and this diet pill huckster’s expiration use by date is history.

    Brownie, how can we miss you if you won’t go away ?

    Jeeesch ! Will the stupid never end ? Mercy!

    Fred Rich LaRiccia

  3. Nope. we re not taking Mister Empty Shirt back.

    You wanted him, you got him, he’s yours.

    Have a ball.

  5. They call it for Shaheen pretty quick after the polls closed too. What a complete joke.

    “Anyone who comes here will be under consideration. Anyone who doesn’t, won’t.”

    Bwahaaaaaa!!

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